And All That Jazz

Ever had a random Wednesday? Me neither. Until now. Happy hour after work? Sure! Let’s go to a gastropub and try “bacon pretzels” and “short rib pasties.” Where’s the bacon? WTF is a short rib pastie? At least the beer is good. Walk downtown and watch people running around. Hmm what’s this? Blues jazz jam session at Club Fox? Sure why not! Damn there’s a lot of old white people in here. But the music is pretty awesome. Hmm it’s getting late and cold. Coffee? Starbucks open till 11? SCORE! Okay time to go home. Best. Wednesday. Ever? Heck. Yeah.