It's a crying shame that this was my first time to Lost Wages since I've turned 21 and could finally have some legal fun. To think that all this time I've been sitting around saving my money idly when I could have been at the casino tables, bending over. This past weekend I definitely made up for lost time. There's something about the sounds of the slot machines and the clinking of chips that just makes you want to get in there and go all in, hoping for no whammies. The motto of the weekend was "You have to spend money to make money." For some, the winnings came easy, for me, not so much. I am a gambling newb, and though I managed to hold my own in blackjack at the Bellagio, in the end, the House always wins.
Gambling perk: Solicitations and promises of a free cab ride and a free entry, from strip club promoters named Romeo. If you want his number, I've got it...seriously.
New Thing #26: Drink booze in Las Vegas
What's better than the pain of knowing you've lost your entire paycheck in 20 minutes? Not realizing you've lost your entire paycheck because you're intoxicated. And we're talking smashed. If you're ever in Vegas, hit up a Fat Tuesday's and get the 190 Octane. It's a frozen slushy with 190 proof Everclear. An extra shot of Everclear on top of it is only $1 more. Oh.My.God. Schwastyfaced to the max. I didn't even finish the drink - which was probably a good thing because those that did ended up having a reversal of fortune. By far the cheapest way to get you really really really effed up. Highly recommended.
Drinking perk: Free drinks at the tables, slots, and any place where you're already losing money.
What's better than the pain of knowing you've lost your entire paycheck in 20 minutes? Not realizing you've lost your entire paycheck because you're intoxicated. And we're talking smashed. If you're ever in Vegas, hit up a Fat Tuesday's and get the 190 Octane. It's a frozen slushy with 190 proof Everclear. An extra shot of Everclear on top of it is only $1 more. Oh.My.God. Schwastyfaced to the max. I didn't even finish the drink - which was probably a good thing because those that did ended up having a reversal of fortune. By far the cheapest way to get you really really really effed up. Highly recommended.
Drinking perk: Free drinks at the tables, slots, and any place where you're already losing money.
New Thing #27: Be on an exclusive guest list in Las Vegas
Thanks to some awesome Redbull hookups, we got on the guest list for Tabu, Studio 54, and Wet Republic. Normally covers for these places range from $20-50, but we got in for free. It was definitely an experience and I've come to realize the utter truth that Las Vegas is full of beautiful people. And average Joe Schmoe's like me can easily find themselves out of place. That's how I felt at Wet Republic, the exclusive pool area at MGM grand. It's advertised as the "nightclub experience" during the day, and with scantily clad lingerie models in tiny bikini's and tanned muscle men with 20-pack abs. But damn, talk about eye candy. Just a few pics, but I'm sure you can extrapolate from them how the weekend went.
Guest list perk: Partying like a rock star without having to pay the ridiculous cover charges.
Thanks to some awesome Redbull hookups, we got on the guest list for Tabu, Studio 54, and Wet Republic. Normally covers for these places range from $20-50, but we got in for free. It was definitely an experience and I've come to realize the utter truth that Las Vegas is full of beautiful people. And average Joe Schmoe's like me can easily find themselves out of place. That's how I felt at Wet Republic, the exclusive pool area at MGM grand. It's advertised as the "nightclub experience" during the day, and with scantily clad lingerie models in tiny bikini's and tanned muscle men with 20-pack abs. But damn, talk about eye candy. Just a few pics, but I'm sure you can extrapolate from them how the weekend went.
Guest list perk: Partying like a rock star without having to pay the ridiculous cover charges.
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