...love is what makes the ride worth while.
I'll keep it short and sweet. Congrats to all those who get to spend it with their significant others, and cheers to all those who are going stag. And for those of you who need some cheering up, I recommend going to Fark.com and reading the survey called "I knew this was going to be the worst date ever when ______________." Some highlights that made me laugh:
"...I noticed her penis was bigger than mine."
"...she logged off."
"...she opened her mouth to speak."
"...she figured out how to get out of the trunk."
"...the first question he asked was what WoW guild I belonged to."
"...he told me masturbation was getting kind of old."
"...I showed up for a date with someone I met on Craigslist and it was my aunt."
Haha that's enough for now. Happy Valentine's Day all!
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